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NOTE: This episode is non-canon, meaning it takes place outside the Primeval Stories universe and is just for fun!
Series 1 Special Episode
"Doctor Who?"
James Lester was getting grotty. The door to his office had jammed, and he couldn’t get out. The team found it extremely funny, especially Mia, who had grown to hate Lester. Captain Mitchell was trying to bash open the door, as the key wouldn’t work. Lester was shouting furiously inside. All of a sudden, Abby felt a little breeze, heard a loud noise and saw a faded police box appearing next to the Anomaly Detector, no, wait, it was on the Anomaly Detector! It would break it! The Anomaly Detector disappeared, and a large “Police Public Call Box” had appeared in the middle of the Control Room. A man in a suit and coat walked out.
“Oh, ever so sorry, your computer thingamabob ended up inside my TARDIS”, the man said, smiling. The team looked blank.
“Oh, ever so sorry, your computer thingamabob ended up inside my TARDIS”, the man said, smiling. The team looked blank.
The man looked at the team, and the team stared back.
“Who are you?”, asked Connor.
“I’m The Doctor”, replied the man.
“And I’m Martha Jones”, came a voice from inside the blue box. She walked out, and smiled at the team.
”Doctor Who?”, asked Danny.
“Martha?!”, shouted Mia, who recognised her.
”Mia! It’s so good to see you!”, cried Martha, running towards her.
“I went to secondary school with her. We were best friends”, Martha explained after their little hug.
”So, who are you guys?”, queried The Doctor.
“My name is Professor Nick Cutter”, introduced Cutter, “and these people are my team: Danny Quinn, Connor Temple, Mia Turner, Abby Maitland, Claudia Brown, Jenny Lewis, Sarah Page and Captain James Mitchell. And that man up there is James Lester”. Everyone had forgotten about Lester, and he was now red-faced with anger. Martha laughed at the sight of a man in a suit banging on the glass walls with a red face. Mia giggled too.
“I can help with him!”, cried The Doctor, running up the ramp to Lester’s office. He ran up the ramp that led to Lester’s office, brought out this little device, pressed a button, and a blue light came on. The Doctor gave the door a push, and it opened!
”What was that?”, asked Sarah, intrigued.
”Sonic Screwdriver, who’d have laser”, The Doctor mimicked The Master’s weapon, the Laser Screwdriver.
“Right, I need all you guys to help me bring the Detector out of that blue box. I don’t know how it got in there anyway, it’s so small”, said Danny, confused.
“It’s dimensionally transcendental, which means it’s bigger on the inside. It’s alien, and I’m alien. I’m a Time Lord, from the planet Gallifrey. Now, you need to know that I am a good alien, never bad, never any weapons. My Sonic Screwdriver can’t kill”, The Doctor spoke quickly while Lester fixed his tie, “infact, my TARDIS is molto bene, did you know?”.
“That’s very good in Italian”, translated Martha.
And boy did the team get a shock when they walked inside the TARDIS! It was massive, with loads of controls.
“Don’t touch anything”, commanded The Doctor, making sure they didn’t end up flying off to another world or time. Connor spotted the Detector, hidden in the corner.
DING DING! DING DING! DING DING!
“Right, let’s move it out then find where the anomaly is, and move quickly”, ordered Cutter.
“Ooh, anomaly. What’s this then?”, wondered The Doctor.
“Anomalies are rips in time. They are like portals to ancient times, and dinosaurs and creatures come through. We try to send them back. We control the anomaly operation here at the Anomaly Research Centre, or ARC for short”, Cutter told The Doctor.
The team moved the Detector out, and Connor searched for the anomaly location. It was at a swimming pool.
“I can give you all a lift in here if you like” offered The Doctor. The team nodded vigorously.
So 5 minutes later, the team were losing their balance in the rackety old TARDIS as it transported them to the nearest swimming pool. In less than 2 minutes, they were there. The Doctor and Martha ran to the door, and opened it for everyone. They all stared on in astonishment. They were in the pool room, where the anomaly should be! The Handheld Detectors were going all funny after travelling like that. Connor basked it against the TARDIS handrail, and it stopped. Mia laughed and cuddled him. The pool was deserted, and not even a lifeguard was there. But the anomaly was underwater this time.
”Oh, an underwater one. Any creatures that may come through will be easier to contain if we lock the doors aswell”, suggested Sarah, who immediately sprang into action. Martha stared at the anomaly. She had never seen something like that in her life. But she thought this everyday with The Doctor. She had seen extraordinary things with him, such as Daleks, living Scarecrows, Carrionites and even William Shakespeare, but dinosaurs, this was strange.
“They’re already locked”, exclaimed Sarah, pulling firm at the doors.
Suddenly, the TARDIS started to de-materialise.
”This is a trap!”, shouted The Doctor, annoyed that someone had nicked his TARDIS.
“EXTERMINATE!”, a cry came from outside. The Doctor recognised it instantaneously. Daleks.
“Hahahaha”, laughed a female voice, sinisterly. Cutter recognised this one. It was Helen.
”Helen and those exterminate thingies have teamed up, and they’re gonna be unstoppable while we’re trapped in here”, feared Cutter. At that moment, the anomaly closed. It was just to lure the team there. The Doctor could hear Dalek shots coming from outside. They were on a killing spree, and he couldn’t stop them.
”Take that!”, yelled an American male voice. Then followed the sound of a laser gunshot. There were a few more afterwards.
”Doctor, you’re safe!”, he yelled.
“Jack?! What are you doing here”, stuttered The Doctor.
”I detected the Daleks, and came to investigate. I heard you talking inside, and knew you were trapped. I brought along a friend”, explained Jack.
“Hello Doctor!”, cried a female voice.
”Sarah Jane! Hello again!”, smiled The Doctor, “Now get us out of here you guys!”.
And at that moment, the doors crashed in, but not with Jack and Sarah Jane, with Helen.
“They defeated my accomplices, those guns must be strong. I need to get myself some”, smirked Helen. Jenny snarled at her. Jack and Sarah Jane came running in, and Helen shot Jack. He fell to the floor.
“He’ll be fine”, The Doctor said.
Sarah Jane pulled out her Sonic Lipstick and disarmed the gun. It wouldn’t work. Jack came back to life, but Helen was too busy trying to get her gun to work. Jack sneaked up on her and grabbed her. He took her outside and put her in his car, and locked it. The others rushed out after him.
”So, anyone fancy a ride back in the TARDIS?”, The Doctor asked. Jack had to go with Helen, but he said he’d drop the ARC team off aswell as Sarah Jane.
Sarah Jane was dropped back first. She hugged The Doctor, and thanked him. She ran out of the TARDIS.
Next stop was the ARC. The team clambered out of the TARDIS, to see Lester back in his office, with a doorstopper at the door. Claudia couldn’t hold in her laughs anymore. The team said their goodbyes to The Doctor and Martha, and asked what would happen to Helen.
“Jack will lock her up in one of his cells at Torchwood”, explained The Doctor. He stepped into the TARDIS, and took one last look, and closed the door. The TARDIS started to de-materialise, and the wind was messing up the girls’ hair. Mia complained, as she’d had it done yesterday.
At that moment, Helen was looking dreadful in Torchwood’s cells. Next door to her was this thing called a Weevil. Jack had called her Janet. She got porridge for breakfast, bread and water for lunch and some scraps of meat for tea.
“What joy”, she said to herself, sarcastically. She desperately thought of a way out.
“Who are you?”, asked Connor.
“I’m The Doctor”, replied the man.
“And I’m Martha Jones”, came a voice from inside the blue box. She walked out, and smiled at the team.
”Doctor Who?”, asked Danny.
“Martha?!”, shouted Mia, who recognised her.
”Mia! It’s so good to see you!”, cried Martha, running towards her.
“I went to secondary school with her. We were best friends”, Martha explained after their little hug.
”So, who are you guys?”, queried The Doctor.
“My name is Professor Nick Cutter”, introduced Cutter, “and these people are my team: Danny Quinn, Connor Temple, Mia Turner, Abby Maitland, Claudia Brown, Jenny Lewis, Sarah Page and Captain James Mitchell. And that man up there is James Lester”. Everyone had forgotten about Lester, and he was now red-faced with anger. Martha laughed at the sight of a man in a suit banging on the glass walls with a red face. Mia giggled too.
“I can help with him!”, cried The Doctor, running up the ramp to Lester’s office. He ran up the ramp that led to Lester’s office, brought out this little device, pressed a button, and a blue light came on. The Doctor gave the door a push, and it opened!
”What was that?”, asked Sarah, intrigued.
”Sonic Screwdriver, who’d have laser”, The Doctor mimicked The Master’s weapon, the Laser Screwdriver.
“Right, I need all you guys to help me bring the Detector out of that blue box. I don’t know how it got in there anyway, it’s so small”, said Danny, confused.
“It’s dimensionally transcendental, which means it’s bigger on the inside. It’s alien, and I’m alien. I’m a Time Lord, from the planet Gallifrey. Now, you need to know that I am a good alien, never bad, never any weapons. My Sonic Screwdriver can’t kill”, The Doctor spoke quickly while Lester fixed his tie, “infact, my TARDIS is molto bene, did you know?”.
“That’s very good in Italian”, translated Martha.
And boy did the team get a shock when they walked inside the TARDIS! It was massive, with loads of controls.
“Don’t touch anything”, commanded The Doctor, making sure they didn’t end up flying off to another world or time. Connor spotted the Detector, hidden in the corner.
DING DING! DING DING! DING DING!
“Right, let’s move it out then find where the anomaly is, and move quickly”, ordered Cutter.
“Ooh, anomaly. What’s this then?”, wondered The Doctor.
“Anomalies are rips in time. They are like portals to ancient times, and dinosaurs and creatures come through. We try to send them back. We control the anomaly operation here at the Anomaly Research Centre, or ARC for short”, Cutter told The Doctor.
The team moved the Detector out, and Connor searched for the anomaly location. It was at a swimming pool.
“I can give you all a lift in here if you like” offered The Doctor. The team nodded vigorously.
So 5 minutes later, the team were losing their balance in the rackety old TARDIS as it transported them to the nearest swimming pool. In less than 2 minutes, they were there. The Doctor and Martha ran to the door, and opened it for everyone. They all stared on in astonishment. They were in the pool room, where the anomaly should be! The Handheld Detectors were going all funny after travelling like that. Connor basked it against the TARDIS handrail, and it stopped. Mia laughed and cuddled him. The pool was deserted, and not even a lifeguard was there. But the anomaly was underwater this time.
”Oh, an underwater one. Any creatures that may come through will be easier to contain if we lock the doors aswell”, suggested Sarah, who immediately sprang into action. Martha stared at the anomaly. She had never seen something like that in her life. But she thought this everyday with The Doctor. She had seen extraordinary things with him, such as Daleks, living Scarecrows, Carrionites and even William Shakespeare, but dinosaurs, this was strange.
“They’re already locked”, exclaimed Sarah, pulling firm at the doors.
Suddenly, the TARDIS started to de-materialise.
”This is a trap!”, shouted The Doctor, annoyed that someone had nicked his TARDIS.
“EXTERMINATE!”, a cry came from outside. The Doctor recognised it instantaneously. Daleks.
“Hahahaha”, laughed a female voice, sinisterly. Cutter recognised this one. It was Helen.
”Helen and those exterminate thingies have teamed up, and they’re gonna be unstoppable while we’re trapped in here”, feared Cutter. At that moment, the anomaly closed. It was just to lure the team there. The Doctor could hear Dalek shots coming from outside. They were on a killing spree, and he couldn’t stop them.
”Take that!”, yelled an American male voice. Then followed the sound of a laser gunshot. There were a few more afterwards.
”Doctor, you’re safe!”, he yelled.
“Jack?! What are you doing here”, stuttered The Doctor.
”I detected the Daleks, and came to investigate. I heard you talking inside, and knew you were trapped. I brought along a friend”, explained Jack.
“Hello Doctor!”, cried a female voice.
”Sarah Jane! Hello again!”, smiled The Doctor, “Now get us out of here you guys!”.
And at that moment, the doors crashed in, but not with Jack and Sarah Jane, with Helen.
“They defeated my accomplices, those guns must be strong. I need to get myself some”, smirked Helen. Jenny snarled at her. Jack and Sarah Jane came running in, and Helen shot Jack. He fell to the floor.
“He’ll be fine”, The Doctor said.
Sarah Jane pulled out her Sonic Lipstick and disarmed the gun. It wouldn’t work. Jack came back to life, but Helen was too busy trying to get her gun to work. Jack sneaked up on her and grabbed her. He took her outside and put her in his car, and locked it. The others rushed out after him.
”So, anyone fancy a ride back in the TARDIS?”, The Doctor asked. Jack had to go with Helen, but he said he’d drop the ARC team off aswell as Sarah Jane.
Sarah Jane was dropped back first. She hugged The Doctor, and thanked him. She ran out of the TARDIS.
Next stop was the ARC. The team clambered out of the TARDIS, to see Lester back in his office, with a doorstopper at the door. Claudia couldn’t hold in her laughs anymore. The team said their goodbyes to The Doctor and Martha, and asked what would happen to Helen.
“Jack will lock her up in one of his cells at Torchwood”, explained The Doctor. He stepped into the TARDIS, and took one last look, and closed the door. The TARDIS started to de-materialise, and the wind was messing up the girls’ hair. Mia complained, as she’d had it done yesterday.
At that moment, Helen was looking dreadful in Torchwood’s cells. Next door to her was this thing called a Weevil. Jack had called her Janet. She got porridge for breakfast, bread and water for lunch and some scraps of meat for tea.
“What joy”, she said to herself, sarcastically. She desperately thought of a way out.
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